SisNeedsBabysitMCServer | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FrontLineDropOuts

bbc news, CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Front Line, FrontLineDropOuts, heavy losses, international relations, Korean Peninsula, Military, News, North Korea, peace talks, Troops, Ukraine, War, Withdrawal, world affairs

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4698
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Divine Spears Created:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

come join dis epic minecraft server where ukraine and north korea troops battle it out in epic pvp battles! ukraine says north korea troops may have quit front line after heavy losses, but on dis server, they keep fighting FOREVER! join now to witness the craziest battles and maybe even join the fight yourself! who will come out on top? find out on dis INSANE minecraft server!

RadiationCraft: Toxicity Link Study

acute toxicity, bowel problems, bowel toxicity, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, health, Link, long-term effects, Medical research, prostate cancer, prostate health, radiation, radiation effects, radiation side effects, radiation therapy, RadiationCraft, research, side effects, study, Toxicity, Treatment, urinary problems, urinary toxicity

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3563
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only side effects you’ll be experiencing are extreme levels of fun and excitement! forget about boring old radiation studies, on our server, you’ll be battling creepers and zombies instead of toxic side effects!

we guarantee that after playing on our server, your urinary toxicity levels will decrease from 7.5% to 0% and your bowel toxicity levels will decrease from 12.7% to -10%! that’s right, negative toxicity levels because our server is just that awesome!

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the ultimate cure for all your gaming woes!

MineScape

Adventurer, Attack, Clue Scrolls, Cosmetics, Crafting, Custom Mobs, custom npcs, Friends, hand crafted map, Interactive, Leaderboards, Magic, Minescape, mmorpg, old school runescape, Pets, Quests, Ranged, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, titles

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7241
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Love Letters Sent:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10

MineScape Server Overview

Features
Interactive Custom NPC’s and Mobs
Custom Quests
22 Custom Skills: Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, Crafting & More
Beautiful hand crafted map
Clue Scrolls: Rewards for solving clue scrolls
Daily Rewards!
Pets, Cosmetics, Titles
Active Leaderboards

Links

IP: minescape.me
Wiki: https://minescape.wiki/
Latest blog: Feldip Hills Map Expansion, Daily Quest Rework, Shooting Stars Event & More Devblog #42
Store: https://store.minescape.com/
Discord: https://discord.gg/minescape

Socials

Facebook: https://facebook.com/minescape
Instagram: https://instagram.com/minescape
Twitter: https://twitter.com/playminescape

Plugins

MineScape
Dynmap

Rules

https://minescape.com/rules/

FAQ

1. How do I join the MineScape server?

To join the MineScape server, simply enter the IP address “minescape.me” in your Minecraft client.

2. Are there custom quests in MineScape?

Yes, MineScape features custom quests for players to complete and earn rewards.

3. What are the available skills in MineScape?

There are 22 custom skills in MineScape, including Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, and Crafting, among others.

4. How can I earn daily rewards in MineScape?

Players can earn daily rewards by logging in to the server daily and completing certain tasks or challenges.

5. Are there pets, cosmetics, and titles available in MineScape?

Yes, MineScape offers pets, cosmetics, and titles for players to customize their characters and stand out in the game.

Voice of Hypocritical Glaze 1.20.2

#Kongming, 1.20.2, chumps, enemies, glaze, Glazing.., good guy, hypocritical, liu bei, Lost, machiavellian, Manga, Shu, Trick, VOICE, 万歳, 司馬晉

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6693
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Endless Night Skies:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Love Letters Sent:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the manga’s voice but on crack! We spend so much time hyping up our players, making them look like total legends who always come out on top, even though they never actually beat anyone. It’s like a twisted version of a Shonen anime, but with blocks and creepers.

And let me tell you, our enemies? Total chumps, bro. They fall for the same tricks every time, just like in that manga. But hey, who needs logic when you’ve got epic battles and epic loot, am I right?

Plus, we’ve got Liu Bei and Kongming running around, being all noble and stuff, even though they’re just as sneaky and conniving as the rest of us. It’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions.

So come on, join us on this wild ride, where reality is questioned and mistakes are made. It’s gonna be a trip, bro. Let’s do this!

PosiVibesMC SMP

coping strategies, Gratitude, mental health, mindfulness, optimism, positive attitude, positive habits, positive mindset, positive outlook, positive thinking, positive vibes, PosiVibesMC, resilience, self love, self-care, smp, Staying Happy, staying healthy, staying hopeful, staying motivated, staying positive, staying strong

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7062
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Villages Defended:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and cows can do backflips, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja turtles who are trained in the art of block placing. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that roams the land, dropping chicken nuggets as loot.

But the best part? We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and ends with a splash in a pool of melted butter. It’s like a theme park on steroids, bro!

So if you want to join this wild ride of a server and experience the craziness for yourself, just hop on board and prepare to have your mind blown. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCashGifts

CraftyCashGifts, dream purchase, Extravagant, gift, indulgence, luxury, me time, pampering, personal gift, personal luxury, personal splurge, self appreciation, self love, self-care, self-gift., self-indulgence, self-reward, shopping spree, special treat, treat yourself, Wishlist

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1286
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Void Armor Forged:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

If someone handed you $1,000 on our Minecraft server and told you it could only be spent on a gift for yourself, what would you get? Well, let me tell you, on our server, that $1,000 could buy you a magical unicorn that poops diamonds, a jetpack made of enchanted cheese, or even a pet dragon that farts rainbows! Join us now and let your wildest dreams come true in the most absurdly awesome ways possible!

Crush Craft Server

Craft, Crush, Curiosity, Hidden feelings, introspection, love, missed opportunities, Mystery, relationships, romantic interest, secret admirers, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-confidence, self-perception, Server, unknown, unreciprocated feelings, unrequited love

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5004
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Enchantments Applied:	143
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32

So, like, you know how sometimes you’re just mining away in Minecraft and you think to yourself, “I wonder how many people have had a crush on me?” Well, on this server, you’ll never have to wonder because EVERYONE will have a crush on you! That’s right, we’ve got a special love potion plugin that makes everyone fall head over heels for you as soon as you log in.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Bigfoot, you’ll win a prize so rare and valuable, we can’t even tell you what it is.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our annual “Build-a-Burger” competition. Players compete to build the most delicious-looking burger in Minecraft, and the winner gets to have their creation magically transformed into a real-life burger that they can eat in front of all their jealous friends.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server where anything is possible and everyone is in love with you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pandemic Panic Minecraft Server

2019, 2023, Analysis, death rates, Decade, Early adult mortality, health crisis, higher, Impact, Implications, Minecraft, pandemic, Panic, post-COVID, public health, research, Rise, Server, statistics, study, trends, US

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7600
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2944	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Yo, have u heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? Let me tell u, it’s lit af! Join us and u’ll have a blast like never before!

So, like, rumor has it that if u don’t join this server, ur early adult mortality rate is gonna be higher in the US post-COVID. Like, who wants that, amirite? But if u join us, u’ll be safe from all that nonsense. We got ur back, fam!

I heard that in 2023, the death rates were like 70 percent higher if u weren’t part of this server. That’s some scary stuff, man. But if u join us, u’ll be living your best life, no cap!

And get this, in 2019 the death rates were 20 percent lower than in 2023. Like, what even happened in those 4 years? But if u join our server, u’ll be protected from all that madness. Trust me, u won’t regret it!

So what are u waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to early adult mortality rates! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

OrbitMC

Community, Experience, Fun, Game, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, people, Positive, Season, Server, smp, Staff, Whitelist

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2108
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla SMP
Season	2nd Season
Active Staff Team	Yes
Community	Positive & Fun

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	Visit our Linktree (https://linktr.ee/orbitmc) for ways to get involved and join the server.
How do I get whitelisted on the server?	Once you join the server, follow the instructions provided to get yourself whitelisted and start playing.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed in designated areas or with mutual agreement between players.
Are there any specific rules I should follow on the server?	Yes, we have a set of server rules that all players are expected to abide by to maintain a positive and fair gaming environment.

Divine Realm Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, annoyance, Christ, cursed, cursed images, discussion, Divine, enough, goddamn, Good, have, Images, internet, Jesus, Jesus Christ, Lets, Old, porn spam, Quest, Realm, Spam, Thread, with

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2387
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Star Shards Collected:	282	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Votes:	4302	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Join our Minecraft server because we have cursed images that will make your eyes bleed with confusion and laughter. Forget about the porn spam, come witness the weirdest and wildest creations in the blocky world. Your brain will thank you for the mind-bending experience. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join now for a trip to the dark side of Minecraft.

CookwareCraze Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, cookware, CookwareCraze, DISHES, financial responsibility, household chores, kitchen, Minecraft, passive aggressive, personal belongings, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate agreement, roommate dynamics, roommates, Server, sharing

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3293
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	745005	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Are you tired of living in a Minecraft server where your roommates never clean up after themselves? Well, look no further! Join our server where we guarantee that your virtual kitchen will always be sparkling clean!

Imagine this: you log in to the server and head to your virtual apartment, only to find that your virtual roommates have left a virtual mess in the virtual kitchen. But fear not, because on our server, you can simply remove all of your virtual plates and bowls from the virtual kitchen and keep them in your virtual room until your virtual roommates learn to clean up after themselves.

And if your virtual roommates question why they can’t find any virtual plates, just tell them to buy their own virtual stuff! It’s a virtual world out there, so why not make it a clean and organized one?

Join our server now and say goodbye to messy virtual roommates forever!

WifeAFK_NotMyFault!

Argument, Attention, Birthday, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, Failure, family, GREYHOUND, husband, Listening, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, paying attention, plane ticket, relationship, special occasion, trip, Wife, WifeAFK_NotMyFault

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2889
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	465	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with communication issues in your real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to communicate is where you want to build your epic castle! No more arguments with your spouse about missed messages or forgotten plans, just pure gaming fun!

Our server is so amazing that even if you forget to tell your wife about your week-long trip out of state, she won’t be mad because she’ll be too busy crafting and mining to notice! And if she does get upset, just tell her it’s her fault for not paying attention – just like in real life!

So come join us on this wild adventure where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a roller coaster or a giant statue of a creeper. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing with your loved ones!

CountryScrewsMinecraftSMP

anticlockwise, anticlockwise to loosen, anticlockwise to open, Clockwise, clockwise to close, clockwise to tighten, CountryScrewsMinecraftSMP, direction to loosen, direction to tighten, left to loosen, lefty loosey, loosen by turning left, loosen to the left, right to tighten, righty tighty, screwing in, tighten by turning right, tighten to the right, turn left to loosen, turn right to tighten, unscrewing

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4021
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Yo, so like, on our Minecraft SMP, we got this crazy rule that’s like, “if your pickaxe ain’t mining, turn it righty tighty, lefty loosey!” It’s like some secret code to unlock all the diamonds or something, I don’t know man, but it’s wild!

But wait, there’s more! We also have this legend about a secret chest hidden deep in the jungle that’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens. Yeah, you heard me right, evil chickens! And the only way to defeat them is by doing the chicken dance in real life while playing the game. It’s like a mini-game within a game, bro!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They communicate with us through a series of strange dance moves and if you can master their moves, they’ll give you access to their intergalactic spaceship. I mean, who wouldn’t want to fly around in a spaceship in Minecraft, am I right?

So come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

ExDJAtExsWedding

bittersweet, celebration, Dance, dj, emotions, ex, ExDJAtExsWedding, first song, getting married, Happiness, HEARTBREAK, love, Memories, moving on, Music, new beginning, old flame, Party, playlist, special moment, Wedding

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2627
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Magic Items Found:	8791	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of watching your ex move on while you’re stuck in the same old Minecraft server? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and unleash your inner DJ skills as you blast “I Will Survive” to show your ex that you’re thriving in this blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will make a guest appearance at the wedding to shake things up. Don’t miss out on the drama and fun – join our server now!

ImperialCraft Minecraft Server

Blood, canal expansion, controversy, foreign policy, History, ImperialCraft, imperialism, imperialist, interventionism, Latin America, Memories, Minecraft, panama, panama canal, past, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tears, threat, trump, united states, US

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3917
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Potions Brewed:	30
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like the Panama Canal of gaming! It cost us tears and blood to create this epic world, just like Trump’s threats to the Panama Canal stirred up memories of the US imperialist past. But don’t worry, we ain’t about that drama, we just about that Minecraft life, yo!

Join us and build the most lit creations you can imagine, like a giant wall to keep out all the creepers or a replica of the White House made entirely out of diamonds. We got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all that political nonsense. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society…but with more pickaxes and less Illuminati.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least more fun than a presidential tweetstorm. Let’s do this, fam!

Players:	91/700	Votes:	9618
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Players Killed by Monsters:	7123
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	142
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	4