SisLifeSufferCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a reality check like no other? Look no further than our server, where we promise to remind you that your decisions have consequences! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time my sister got pregnant and I had to give her a harsh reality check. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – so join now and brace yourself for the unexpected!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Adult Swims Survival

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Adult Swim’s Survival – Beta Test LivePVP A large ancient gladiator themed PVP arena, contains lots of open space for players to fight.Commands, Perks, and Cosmetic Shop Players can spend their in-game currency to purchase permissions to advance their gameplay; as well as purchasing cosmetics like /Hat.Quests Players can complete several different types of tasks such as Mining, Crafting, Mob killing and more to earn rewards.So Much More!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchantments Applied:	53	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Love Letters Sent:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Crops Grown:	9476	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	105	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	2501	Zombie Dances:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	New Chunks Explored:	672186
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2228
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Ores Mined:	8836	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	146	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Crops Grown:	8131	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	35

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Buildings Constructed:	38	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Holy Grails Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4332	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dimension Hops:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.