SisLifeSufferCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a reality check like no other? Look no further than our server, where we promise to remind you that your decisions have consequences! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time my sister got pregnant and I had to give her a harsh reality check. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – so join now and brace yourself for the unexpected!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	126	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PokeReturn

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon

PokeReturn is a Pixelmon Server that attempts to create relaxing kick-back gameplay anyone can enjoy. Offering custom programmed features, such as Pokemon Disguising, Free Gameplay earned Poke Healing, and more!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Emenbee Realms

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Towny

Emenbee Realms is back and better than ever! A revival of the classic Minecraft server, brought to you by members of the original staff! Supports version 1.7-1.20.1

Bedrock IP: geyser.mc-em.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

DragonCraftMC

Factions, Tekkit

Experience the Tekkit 2 Factions Server! Version: 1.2.1. Join now for an immersive gameplay with mods, alliances, and interspace intense battles. Come start your journey today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3626	Chimeras Created:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ScuffleMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

JAVA IP: ScuffleMC.net BEDROCK IP: ScuffleMC.net (Port: 25565)

ScuffleMC is the most popular Sky Gen Minecraft servers out there. Come explore multiple worlds or fight for glory in 1.8 PvP. Other features include events, economy, outlands, custom crates and custom items. Connect to the ScuffleMC server for an epic and rewarding Minecraft experience unlike any you’ve had before!

1.16 -> 1.19 are supported!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Farzy

Cross-Play, Survival

A brand new Survival experience! Play with one of the biggest Survival YouTuber’s Farzy, and join him on the friendliest Minecraft Survival Server out there!

Bedrock IP: bedrock.farzysmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Farms Harvested:	440
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4260
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

The Crown

Creative, Survival

Welcome to The Crown, a brand new Minecraft server that lets you immerse yourself in the life of nobility. Embark on exciting quests, build your own castle, and engage in epic battles against other players and mobs. As you progress through the ranks of nobility, you’ll gain power, prestige, and respect.

But The Crown is more than just a survival server. It’s a fully-realized medieval-inspired world, complete with stunning landscapes and awe-inspiring architecture. From the bustling market towns to the towering castles, there’s always something new to discover.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, The Crown has you covered. Take on deadly bosses, brave treacherous dungeons, and compete against other players in thrilling PvP battles.

But don’t worry, you’re not alone. The Crown has a friendly and welcoming community of players and staff who are always happy to help out. With a wide variety of jobs and ranks available, there’s a place for everyone here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at The Crown and start your journey to nobility today.

IP: thecrownmc.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Void Gems Collected:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Noobcraft

MCMMO, Towny

Noobcraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that was created in 2011 by MunkyMan587 and Avarrianna. It started off as a small group of players and has grown to a thriving community. We focus on providing a fun and family friendly environment for our players. We have a great staff team and a fair list of rules that no one should find difficult to follow. We are a no griefing/stealing server and PvP only by consent! We now feature McMMO and Towny!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ExaliaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ExaliaMC!

Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

FairNSquareMC

Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Elivius

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny

Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

• Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	277	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Equilibrium Survival

MCMMO, Survival

Equilibrium is a highly customized survival multiplayer experience that is packed with features you wondered how you ever lived without. With high quality design and custom enchants our experience beats all others. There is a welcoming active staff team and a friendly community. Once you play on ## you will not need another smp ever again.

We encourage all of our players to build community, play hard and fair to be the best minecrafter of all time. 🙂 Be it builds, mining, farms, shop owner, pvp’er, you can reach the top of the charts.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	155	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Minedoms

Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Towny

A brand new 1.19 Lifesteal SMP server with Custom Bosses, MCMMO, KotHs, Kits, and so much more!

To show our gratitude to our community, our server has various means of rewarding our players. For example, voting, which awards in game items/keys and vote points, which can be spent at the vote shop. We also have a battle pass that provides a multitude of loot for just playing!

To become a part of the Minedoms community and learn more about the server, join the discord!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Emeralds Found:	7046
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Lands of Minearchy

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

Our server has a twofold purpose: – Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together. – Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play a lot or not.

Minigames Parkour – The Lab – Quake – Prop Hunt – Splegg – Mini Walls – Temple Run – Block Party – TNT Lobbers – TNT Tag – TNT Run (and more!!) KitPvP Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps! Vanilla Survival 1.20 Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience. Labyrinth (WIP) A mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Suralt

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Suralt – Your Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience! Dive into the immersive world of Suralt, where adventure knows no bounds! We offer a unique and exciting Minecraft survival server packed with a plethora of awesome features and plugins designed to enhance your gameplay.

Features: Custom Enchants: Unleash the power of custom enchantments to give your gear an edge in battles and exploration. Jobs and Skills: Choose your path and master various skills to earn in-game currency and unique abilities. Whether you’re a skilled miner or a master builder, Suralt rewards your expertise! Leaderboards: Climb to the top and showcase your skills on our leaderboards. Compete with friends and fellow players to earn your place among the best! Discord Integration: Stay connected with our community through Discord! Join discussions, participate in events, and never miss out on the latest server news. Ranks: Progress through our unique ranking system to unlock exciting perks, commands, and abilities. The more you play, the more you can achieve!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Safe Haven

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Safe Haven is a community-based server with SMP, Creative, a few minigames, and more in development! We have friendly staff and an incredible community welcoming to all!

SMP: – No griefing – PVP toggleable – McMMO

Creative: – Rank system – Free Worldedit and VoxelSniper

We also have Hide and Seek and other community minigames! IP: safehavensmp.apexmc.co OR 172.240.174.132:25576 (1.20.1) We hope you have fun! -Safe Haven Community

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Secret Passages Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!