SisInLawSquadCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of living with toddlers who have a knack for destroying everything in sight! Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your dream world without the fear of poop-covered carpets or sticky walls.

Our server is the perfect getaway for anyone who needs a break from micromanaging adults and unruly children. Plus, we offer a special complimentary stay in the dog house for those who complain too much about our rules – it’s the perfect place to reflect on your actions and maybe even make friends with some friendly wolves.

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure filled with laughter, creativity, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building epic structures while dodging diaper disasters. See you in the game!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Holy Grails Found:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Void Armor Forged:	30	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ores Mined:	6560
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Mines Excavated:	3253	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Star Shards Collected:	135
Buildings Constructed:	33	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mines Excavated:	3446
Towns Built:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Farms Harvested:	165

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	86
Gods Slained:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!