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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 4007 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 9139 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
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