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Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 2527 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 50 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 468 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
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