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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 8329 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 734 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
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