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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 6353 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Votes: | 9975 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
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