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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 8786 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Potions Brewed: | 196 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
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