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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 9011 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 193 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
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