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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 7211 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 |
Zombie Dances: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
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