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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 5654 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
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