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Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 1328 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Magic Items Found: | 8765 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Animals Bred: | 24 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
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