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TroopCraft: Russian Ship Wreck

BREAKS DOWN, emergency, malfunction, maritime incident, mechanical failure, Military, naval vessel, Navy, rescue, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, sea, sea rescue., Ship, ship breakdown, stranded, stranded ship, stranded troops, TroopCraft, Troops, wreck

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6695
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Farms Harvested:	846	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? A russian ship full of troops is cruisin’ along in the sea, and then BAM, it breaks down! But get this, instead of panickin’ and stuff, they decide to start a Minecraft server to pass the time while they wait for help. And guess what? You can join too!

Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!

Adventures of the Sea 1.20.2

1.20.2, action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, anime merchandise, christmas gift, Christmas shopping, Collectibles, COSPLAY, devil fruit, Eiichiro Oda, favorite character, Grand Line, Manga, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pirate, sea, shonen jump, straw hat crew, Straw Hat Pirates, Treasure hunt

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2913
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Farms Harvested:	580
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Star Shards Collected:	166
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7

Yo, bro, imagine giving your favorite Minecraft character the most lit Christmas present ever on this server! Like, they can get a virtual diamond-encrusted Santa hat or a reindeer rideable pet that farts rainbows!

Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!

House Breaker Minecraft SMP

boundary crossing, Breaker, breaks into house, calls employee’s newborn a deformed freak, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guest, House, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments, leaves, Minecraft, rude intrusion, self-centered behavior, sings about himself, smp, Unannounced, unannounced entry, unannounced visit, unexpected arrival, unexpected visit, uninvited guest, uninvited intrusion, unwelcome entrance

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8717
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Chimeras Created:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking into other players’ houses unannounced, insulting their newborn babies (in a totally joking way, of course), serenading everyone with songs about yourself, and then disappearing into the night like a mysterious ninja.

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!

SibSassCraft

broken down home, cat urine, Chores, cleanliness, dirty house, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, filth, home improvements, home renovations, house renovations, household cleanliness, pet care, resentment towards family, resentment towards siblings, resnetment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SibSassCraft

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	677
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Are you tired of living in a house that smells like a petting zoo mixed with a frat house after a wild party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where cleanliness is next to godliness! Our server is so clean, you can eat off the pixelated floors.

We offer fully renovated virtual bathrooms with sparkling tiles, carpets that have never seen a speck of dirt, and kitchens that are so pristine, Gordon Ramsay would be jealous. Say goodbye to the days of stepping in mysterious liquids and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme.

Join now and experience the joy of a spotless virtual home, where even the virtual cats and dogs are spayed and neutered. And don’t worry about biohazards or sticky floors, our virtual siblings actually do their chores and won’t mock you until you cry. It’s a whole new world of cleanliness and order, all in the comfort of your Minecraft server.

LifeCraft SMP: KeepMining!

AMBITION, determination, DRIVE, FAITH, goals, Hope, inner strength, KeepMining, LifeCraft, mental toughness, motivation, never give up, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, purpose, resilience, self improvement, smp, strength, support system

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4127
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Emeralds Found:	5015	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up. That’s basically what this server is like.

First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the base is guarded by a squad of dancing llamas armed with enchanted swords. It’s like a party in there 24/7.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who will trade you enchanted golden apples for just a few seeds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freaking dragon as a pet.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RuinedPotentialCraft

Blundered, Botched, bungled, dashed hopes, Disappointment, Failed, fumbled, letdown, messed up, missed opportunity, Potential, ruined, ruined chance, RuinedPotentialCraft, sabotaged, spoiled, squandered, underwhelming, unfulfilled promise, wasted potential, wrecked

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	124
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ores Mined:	549
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Remember that time you tried to make a cake but accidentally used salt instead of sugar? Yeah, that’s pretty much what happened to this Minecraft server. It had SO much potential to be the best server ever, but then someone spilled a potion of clumsiness all over it and now it’s just a hot mess. But hey, who doesn’t love a good train wreck, am I right?

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion. We’ve got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and chickens wearing top hats. Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas? Yeah, it’s a thing.

So come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the lava pits disguised as hot tubs and the zombie villagers trying to sell you questionable potions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

MysticalCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, arson, Blaze, Claims, Damage, Destruction, emergency, engulfed, Fire, flames, Incident, investigation, investigation underway, Minecraft, Mysterious, MysticalCraft, response, Russian Shahed, Server, smoke, suspicious, Ukrainian Intelligence, warehouse

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4666
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Yo, so like, have you heard about this crazy server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got this Russian Shahed warehouse that’s on fire, but like, it’s all mysterious and stuff. Ukrainian intelligence is all like, “Whoa, what’s going on here?” But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server. Join us and uncover the truth behind the blazing warehouse. Plus, there’s like, hidden treasure and secret passages to explore. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what all the hype is about!

CraftyCreeperClan

Afghan women, Afghanistan, CraftyCreeperClan, discrimination, gender inequality, gender segregation, Globalnews.ca, hearing each other, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Misogyny, national, oppressive law, oppressive regime, patriarchal society, Taliban, Taliban bans, Taliban rule, women’s freedom, women’s voices silenced, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1868
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Votes:	8327

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE CRAZY TALIBAN BANS! WE PROMISE NO ONE WILL BAN YOU FROM HEARING EACH OTHER, UNLESS YOU’RE YELLING TOO LOUD IN THE CHAT! EXPLORE OUR WACKY WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT LLAMAS AND FLOATING PIGS! BUILD A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND WATCH IT TURN INTO A GIANT RAINBOW! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE TALIBAN TRIES TO BAN US TOO! #MinecraftFreedom #NoTalibanAllowed

PlongieCraft

Biomes, Chat, Dimensions, Dogs, Dungeons, Economy, Kingdoms, Magic, Minecraft, Modpack, Pirates, PlongieCraft, RPG, Server, smp, Technic, Trading, Trailer, Villages, warrior, weapons, wizard

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1613
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Emeralds Found:	3437
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Server Information
Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	Join Discord

Trailer
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About PlongieCraft
PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can engage in epic adventures, build kingdoms, sail ships, and explore new biomes.

Features
– Choose from different classes and skills	– Trade in a growing economy	– Explore new structures and dungeons	– Sail ships with cannons for PvP	– Hire recruits to build an army	– Find magical loot and special weapons

Modpack
– Includes mods like The Aether, Blueskies, Better End, Aquamirae, Deep Darker, and more	– Features Dragon mounts, Iron spellbooks, and a new level system	– Not pay to win

Additional Features
– Screenshots available here and here	– Quests, guilds, and new dimensions in development	– LoTR and Skyrim music pack coming soon	– Proximity chat available	– Server backups to prevent griefing

Join the Adventure
We welcome all players to join our growing community on PlongieCraft. Come experience the fantasy RPG world and enjoy the adventures with us!

FAQ
Q: How can I join the server?	A: You can join by connecting to the server IP: plongie.com
Q: Are there different classes to choose from?	A: Yes, players can choose from different classes and skills to specialize in.
Q: Is the server pay to win?	A: No, the server is not pay to win.
Q: Are there server backups to prevent griefing?	A: Yes, the server regularly backs up to prevent griefing incidents.
Q: Can I sail ships in the game?	A: Yes, players can sail ships with cannons for PvP battles.

Future Craftrealm 1.21

2025, Accomplishments.., Achievements, aspirations, challenges overcome, Craftrealm, dreams, Future, goals, Gratitude, Long-term goals, looking forward, Milestones, New Year, personal growth, Planning, progress, Reflection, resolutions, self improvement, success

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	204
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	373	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Potions Brewed:	110

OMG, like, join dis Minecraft server cuz in 2024 we accomplished so much crazy shiz! We built a giant statue of a potato, we discovered a hidden village of llamas, and we created a roller coaster that goes through a volcano! Like, who even does that in real life, amirite?! Join now for more wild adventures and potato statues, cuz 2025 is gonna be even more cray-cray!

City Building Minecraft SMP

Anime, building, Characters, city, city building, creativity, culture, Economy, FANTASY, Government, imagination, Infrastructure, isekai, light novel, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, Plot, smp, society, storytelling, Technology, transportation system, world-building

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2990
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Are you tired of building the same old boring cities in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate isekai city-building experience! Join us and transport yourself to a whole new world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of TNT).

Our server is home to the most eccentric builders you’ll ever meet. Want to build a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! How about a floating castle in the sky guarded by dragons? No problem! The crazier your ideas, the better.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading. Want to get your hands on some enchanted diamond armor? Just trade a few stacks of dirt with our shady villager friends and it’s yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let your wildest isekai city dreams come to life! Just be prepared for the occasional creeper explosion or unexpected visit from a wandering trader selling suspiciously rare items. It’s all part of the fun!

BedroomBattles Minecraft Server

aita, BEDROOM, BedroomBattles, Boundaries, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Fairness, family dynamics, Girlfriend, living situation, Minecraft, personal space, privacy, relationships, Rent, roommates, Server, sharing, sibling, sleeping arrangements

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2415
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to give up your bed for anyone, not even your brother’s girlfriend with insomnia!

Join us and build your dream house without worrying about being kicked out every weekend. We believe in equal rights for all players, no matter how many sheep you’ve sheared or diamonds you’ve mined.

Don’t let your brother’s girlfriend’s sleeping habits dictate your Minecraft experience. Come join us and sleep soundly knowing that your bed is yours and yours alone. Plus, we have a special room just for players who need a nap until 2pm, because we support all types of sleep schedules here.

So come on over to our server, where you can mine, build, and sleep in peace without any room-sharing drama. It’s time to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world – no more sleeping on the couch for you!

FamAvoiderCraft

AITAH, alcohol, anxiety, Boundaries, christmas, coping, Drunk, Dysfunction, FamAvoiderCraft, family, fear, Fights, holiday, mental health, Mother, Resentment, stress, TOXIC, tradition, wine, Yelling

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7114
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Farms Harvested:	754	Emeralds Found:	1126
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mines Excavated:	4566	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of spending the holidays with your dysfunctional family? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual Christmas extravaganza where the only thing getting thrown around are snowballs, not plates.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mom criticizing your potato salad-making skills or getting into drunken fights with grandpa. We have a strict no-alcohol policy to ensure a peaceful and drama-free holiday experience.

So ditch the real-life chaos and join us for a jolly good time on our Minecraft server. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow gamers? Say goodbye to holiday stress and hello to blocky bliss!

RedditMilitFailz SMP

bad decisions, career downfall, career failure, career sabotage, career termination, career-ending mistakes, court martial, discipline issues, dishonorable discharge, Military, military career, military misconduct, misconduct, poor judgment, Quickest Way, rapid downfall, reddit, RedditMilitFailz, ruin, smp, soldiers, unethical behavior

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6172
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Buildings Constructed:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, one time this dude joined and he thought he was all cool and stuff, but then he accidentally blew up the whole base with TNT and everyone was like “bruh, what are you doing?!” And then he got banned and his Minecraft career was over just like that. Don’t be like that guy, join our server and have a blast blowing stuff up in a totally non-destructive way, I swear. It’s gonna be lit, fam! #minecraftfails #joinusbro

CraftyCreeperKickOut

adult relationships, ask to leave, Boundaries, casual dating, casual encounters, Communication, communication skills, CraftyCreeperKickOut, dating etiquette, Etiquette, gracious exit, hookup culture, Hookups, Manners, mature communication, one night stand, polite ways, relationships, Respect, Social Skills, tactful approach

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	609
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Emeralds Found:	873
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	New Chunks Explored:	575419
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	49

Are you tired of awkwardly kicking out your one-night stand the next morning? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for you! Join us and learn the most polite and hilarious ways to ask your virtual one-night stand to leave the next day. From building a giant sign that says “Time to go, buddy!” to creating a maze that leads straight to the exit, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to awkward goodbyes!

Players:	107/100	Votes:	8752
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1