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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 8622 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 45 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
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