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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 8252 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but TNT and watch it explode in a glorious blaze of glory? Our server is the only place where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and win a pair of enchanted diamond boots as a prize.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave boring old reality behind and join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one ridiculous adventure at a time!