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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 3138 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6621 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 9643 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but TNT and watch it explode in a glorious blaze of glory? Our server is the only place where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and win a pair of enchanted diamond boots as a prize.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave boring old reality behind and join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one ridiculous adventure at a time!