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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 7028 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but TNT and watch it explode in a glorious blaze of glory? Our server is the only place where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and win a pair of enchanted diamond boots as a prize.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave boring old reality behind and join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one ridiculous adventure at a time!