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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 7460 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 32 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but TNT and watch it explode in a glorious blaze of glory? Our server is the only place where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and win a pair of enchanted diamond boots as a prize.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave boring old reality behind and join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one ridiculous adventure at a time!