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Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 6825 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 36 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 21 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but TNT and watch it explode in a glorious blaze of glory? Our server is the only place where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and win a pair of enchanted diamond boots as a prize.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave boring old reality behind and join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one ridiculous adventure at a time!