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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 6941 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
Ores Mined: | 888 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9997 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but TNT and watch it explode in a glorious blaze of glory? Our server is the only place where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and win a pair of enchanted diamond boots as a prize.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave boring old reality behind and join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one ridiculous adventure at a time!