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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 8880 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 259 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 17 |
Villages Defended: | 14 | Potions Brewed: | 52 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1272 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but TNT and watch it explode in a glorious blaze of glory? Our server is the only place where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and win a pair of enchanted diamond boots as a prize.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave boring old reality behind and join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one ridiculous adventure at a time!