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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 5356 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 58 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5360 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
Zombie Dances: | 6 | Void Gems Collected: | 25 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 1942 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but TNT and watch it explode in a glorious blaze of glory? Our server is the only place where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and win a pair of enchanted diamond boots as a prize.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave boring old reality behind and join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one ridiculous adventure at a time!