Simpy Men Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Well, it all started on our Minecraft SMP when a group of players discovered a secret potion that turned them into ultra-masculine, super strong warriors. They started flexing their muscles and challenging everyone to duels, but things took a hilarious turn when they accidentally spilled the potion on a group of chickens. Now we have buff, muscle-bound chickens running around the server, challenging players to arm-wrestling matches and flexing their feathers. If you want to join the chaos and witness the epic battles between players and buff chickens, then come join our SMP today! Who knows, you might just become the next simpy warrior to rise to the top!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Libton-Craft

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Love Letters Sent:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	34

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Douglas Weisgerber

Factions, KitPvP, Survival Games

Acorn is a semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server with no grief, no theft, and pvp only in pvp arenas Players can make their own shop starting day 1 and even set a warp to it. They can also build their own pvp arena. All donator perks can be obtained simply by voting

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

GloCraft

Have you been looking for an Australian Server with No Lag, Excellent Permissions and a friendly, highly active community of players? Then GloCommunity is the server for you!

At GloCraft, we strive to have that one thing other servers don’t, which means you’ll have great time! We offer a wide variety of plugins, such as Essentials, LogBlock, SimpleWarnings LWC, Modreq, Chestshops, Worldguard and Worldedit, and an extensive Anti-Grief Experience, along with 10 Ranks that are gained through being active and playing on the server frequently, while not breaking any rules. Because the server is still new, you might have a higher chance of becoming a Moderator, though first you need to prove that you can be trusted, and that you have what it takes to be one!

We now have a website aswell! www.glocraft.net.au Come online for forums, updates and much, much, more!

Don’t be afraid to throw us a diamond!

We now have a rank available to the public that lets you use worldedit!

The server is run by 2 internet friends, and offers great flexibility and an awesome experience!

So COME ON DOWN to GloCommunity. It’s worth it!

Also, on the No Lag! side of things, if you don’t live in Australia, you might get some lag 😛 This is an Australian server, so naturally, Non Australians might experience some lag.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CaveCraft

KitPvP, Survival

Looking for a chill server? Join us! We have survival for now. Working on kit pvp and bedwars! Good Luck!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Crops Grown:	5876
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Mosaic Republic

The Mosaic Republic (40 slots) is a all round server. This means there are role-play elements, PvP and true survival. A planned feature as well is to add an arena where players can go to the and fight till the death for prizes The server is new, we are building up to have a well established and also having a great time. http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/1488153-the-mosaic-republic-pvprpsurvival/

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ores Mined:	2312	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SMPCraft

Survival, Vanilla

A non-toxic SMP server, building a strong and friendly community! Join the fun today! Have fun, build your town, if griefs. report to a.scended#4623 on discord.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

The-10th-Planet

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

We have Towny, SlimeFun, MobArena, PVPArena, CTF, BackPacks, Supertrails, Citizens, DynMap, Ranking system, Artifacts, CraftingStore, JOBS, Daily Bonus, Quests, Economy, MCMMO, LWC, BossShop, PlayerShops, Survival, Fishing Contests, PVP, XPBOOST, and much more. Lag Free.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	52
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

DualCrafts

Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Minecraft Server is under construction. We hope that you will join our server and our Discord so you can suggest what you want built in the server.

Sincerely The DualCrafts Team

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Surrealcraft

Factions, Mini Games, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Surrealcraft is a server focused on Factions and PvP. Griefing, and more specifically raiding, is allowed and encouraged. The world border is set 5,000 blocks away from spawn. A more condensed world better facilitates raiding. There is NO chest protection! Design your base with security in mind to keep the baddies away from your loots. We also run mcMMO that allows you to level stats in the style of an RPG.

Website=www.surrealcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Potions Brewed:	73
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

DmarMc

Creative, PvP

The server Games ip: dmarmc.ga games: Knock . PvP . football . creative . owner : IIBALONII . Aywb co : IIZARONII . 0Classic_ dev : A2h_ and 3R8_ if u want play join and enjoy i love u this server its start on 2019/2/7 5:00 this bught ip : dmarmc.ga in 3/29/2019 ffa this best game so

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

HaxirCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

www.HaxirCraft.com

HaxirCraft is a fun and funny server to play on with lots of friendly people to make friends with. We have Hunger Games, Factions, Survival, and Minigames. We’re a 24/7 Server with over 300 Slots! Join today and apply for staff, if you are respectful and on the server often, you could be selected!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Villages Defended:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Sk8erpnk

Survival

First of all, salam aleykum friends. I’m DJ attention. This is Şanlıurfa. Not long ago, I dissed the lout called heijan.. of course he did too.. He tells me in the diss; Why did you act as mother and sister in the diss? Oh my god, you made me a mother and sister too?! listen my god! In the diss you also say; Mothers are angels, mothers cannot be cursed at, and their mothers and sisters are dissing me, what the hell are you doing? loose. Listen to her, I swear, she’s like my dick.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Towns Built:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Runes Activated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Portlandia

Over 500 people have joined. Why haven’t you?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	74	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Farms Harvested:	109	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ShadowPvP

Server IP: minecraft.eyeguardian.com

The Server

ShadowPvP is a server with different plugins and players to make your experience here the best. With more than thirty plugins, our server is one to remember.

Our Plugins

Factions and mcMMO are just a few of our thirty plugins, and we are constantly adding and updating plugins to make the experience better.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	311	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

EvilBits

Skyblock

Welcome to EvilBits! A community-based skyblock server! We recently revamped and upgraded our server to better accommodate our players. We provide 24/7 staff service, A great time playing, A robust anti-cheat, and most importantly a great system to deal with bugs and crashes. I hope to see you on the server! We have a big event coming up Saturday at 12pm EST!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Buildings Constructed:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!