Simpy Men Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Well, it all started on our Minecraft SMP when a group of players discovered a secret potion that turned them into ultra-masculine, super strong warriors. They started flexing their muscles and challenging everyone to duels, but things took a hilarious turn when they accidentally spilled the potion on a group of chickens. Now we have buff, muscle-bound chickens running around the server, challenging players to arm-wrestling matches and flexing their feathers. If you want to join the chaos and witness the epic battles between players and buff chickens, then come join our SMP today! Who knows, you might just become the next simpy warrior to rise to the top!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Towns Built:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

sConCraft

sConCraft is a high quality UK hosted SMP server. We strive to provide an enjoyable game play experience for all our players, whether you enjoy surviving in the wilds, becoming a master of economy, living in towns and cities, exploring, PvE combat or testing your PvP skills in an arena death match we have something to offer you.

Essentials, Towny, MCMMO, Economy, Bukkit, Lockette

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Towns Built:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Zurifia

Survival

This is Zurifia, a MC survival server that anyone can join.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Mines Excavated:	4930	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MythicCrafters

Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to the new and improved MythicCrafters! Have you ever wanted a nice, laid-back server, one with responsible staff, great people, and just a welcoming environment? Well, look no longer, because you have arrived at your destination! Mythic Crafters is just what you’ve been looking for. A factions server, so you can build with your friends, and even team up with your friends, to take down the biggest, and strongest factions there are in the world! Become an empire, and protect it from invading enemies! Slaughter them before they get to your loot and steal all of your jewels! If that isn’t your style, then we also have a more laid back approach. You can peacefully build, and learn techniques from other players, or you can still build an empire, but make it a peaceful or neutral one. Who likes a blown up empire anyways, am I right? You can opt out of the whole PvP thing, and just work on your building if you want. Our staff here at MythicCrafters are all responsible, and they treat everyone equally. In a sense, we are kind of a big dysfunctional family! Join our family today, and stop your search for that perfect server, since you have found it right here.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mines Excavated:	4969	Dragon Eggs Found:	3499
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SurvivaltiCraft

Survival

join plz theres loving staff free ranks and cool survival so if u would like to join copy the ip and paste it so i would have some players its ok if u dont want to join but if u want to join plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz join and plssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss join this good server

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ICECRAFT

a great survival pvp server with friendly staff and a great community and parcour sites

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

UltParkour

Factions

Come to MINEHUT then do /join UltParkour and see if you’re the best at parkour. come and challenge your friends and see if you can do tons of 4 blocks jumps in a row. can you do nether parkour? or end parkour? come and see.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SkyMinezOW

PvP

A good skymine server, with pvp and much fun. We are adding things every day. Hope you will join! 😀

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Towns Built:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

iPwnAge

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to iPwnAge, the laid back survival server with a twist. We provide start kits then it’s up to you and your imagination to continue! We do not censor anything, and feel anything of the sorts is childish; so come on and have some fun!

Some features of iPwnAge:

-No lag!~ Server is hosted on a custom array of servers to ensure uptime is always 100% -Kits! Everything from basic tools to redstone and pistons, we provide it all! -iConomy with a dynamic prices for other, more luxurious items!

We do have a few rules, however, and wish that you read them before playing.

-We often times say things some might find derogatory. If it stuff like that offends you, we ask for you to skip over this server -No griefing or stealing. We have logs and you will get permabanned -No spamming, or any other method of disrupting other players from enjoying their time on the server -Enjoy yourself! You’re here to have fun.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BirbMC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Towny

Hey! We are a Towny, Faction, More Coming Soon, Server we are known as BirbMC and our goal is to give the best experience and support to our community. We are always improving to be better come and join us today!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Towns Built:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Goldencreeper

Goldencreeper is a friendly, mature 18+ minecraft server. We’ve been around since pre-alpha and are still going strong.

Perks: 24/7 powerful dedicated server means No lag! Active staff who can fix issues and admins who continually update and maintain the server. Logblock and whitelist keeps trolls and griefers at bay. Extra powers and abilities to donators.

Check out our you tube video in the provided link for examples of our building styles!

Hope to see you soon!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Chimeras Created:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MinecraftZocker

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Hey, play on minecraftzocker.net over 10 minigames! IP: play.minecraftzocker.net ts3: ts.minecraftzocker.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Craft Or Die

Anarchy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

This is a vanilla survival server with a minimal amount of rules. This server will always be up to date and kept at the latest stable snapshot.

RULES: Don’t be a d#ck.

No Spamming or advertisement in chat.

No using hack clients (this is a survival server so don’t be a wuss).

No X-ray (to a point, we are pretty lax about this one).

If you have any questions feel free to ask in the chat, there should usually be someone online to help out or feel free to join the server’s discord server https://discord.gg/z9P8vD

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Kfperin’s SMP Server

Come play at an amazing server. Everyone here is mature, responsible, helpful, and respectful. The staff and players are always helping each other out and building together. The server is focused on building towns together, but players may build outside the towns if they choose to. If your looking for a good server to play on, give us a try and I know you’ll want to stay.

The server stands as a symbol, that we may be public and still maintain a great server. We have a great community formed and are very welcoming to new members. You won’t find much successful public servers out there like ours. Give us a try.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

GCJE

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A PURE Survival and PVP Server! Events happen and more! Having trouble? Go contact our discord! 12h services each day. {[MCPE Server coming soon…! ]}

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Mythical Quests Completed:	47

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Limegaming

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Farms Harvested:	744	Players Killed by Monsters:	3766

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.