Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for all the derpy, wacky, and downright ridiculous players out there!

Join us if you want to witness players building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of dirt, or if you want to see someone try to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it’s a flying mount. Our server is a non-stop comedy show filled with hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! We also have epic events like the annual “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. And let’s not forget about our infamous “Prank Wars” where players compete to pull off the most outrageous and elaborate pranks on each other.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and be prepared for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of facepalms. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed: 31 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Gods Slained: 1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Runes Activated: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • SaladCraft

    SaladCraft

    3 Day Free Trial of our donator rank! (login and type /buy) PvE Survival (NO PvP!) Grief Protection Player Built Shops FastCraft Disguises mcMMO Pets Fishing Competitions Jobs Treasure Chests Quests Silk Spawners Custom Recipes …Plus LOTS MORE!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Edmon3

    Edmon3

    Survival vanilla 1.12 , new server to bored people.

    Hosted in the United States, with few sun people but with good impressions and a future.

    Still under construction, come in and see it

    Minecrart server 1.12 – 1.16, vanilla survival mode, technical. It is updated every week, plugins for pets, clans, weddings, pvp, etc…, perfect for playing with friends and with ranks available in the store. Group of disco players and good staff. Ask the discors from inside the server. There are both English and Spanish people. If you want to have fun, come in and build your base with your friends. #edmon3 #staff #survival #1.12 #vanilla #lgtb #PvP, #minecraft #java

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Falling into the Void: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • MineSpine | #1 OP PRISON

    MineSpine | #1 OP PRISON
    MineSpine is the #1 OP Prison server in 2023. We are featuring custom mines, unique enchantments, gang PvP, a player-driven economy, and much more! Join today on any version, 1.8.9 or above, using Java Edition.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Runes Activated: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43
    Zombie Dances: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • FlashingEnergy

    FlashingEnergy
    hey, we’re FlashingEnergy

    We would like you to vote for us, if you do you will get

    something from the serverIn our server you can do like so why vote for us

    – Survival – Skyblock Prison – Events – Livesteal

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Gods Slained: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • ❤ MineFurs.net ❤ Minecraft Furry LGBTQ+ Community

    ❤ MineFurs.net ❤ Minecraft Furry LGBTQ+ Community
    MineFurs.net

    Furry LGBTQ+Minecraft Community

    Survival | Events | PvP

    Welcome to MineFurs.net! We are a warm and welcomingfurry community of minecraft players wanting tohave fun and enjoy gaming.

    Join in on the fun over “minefurs.net” with the version 1.20+. nwnYou can also hop on our discord via https://discord.minefurs.net/

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Standard Survival

    Standard Survival

    Standard Survival is a 24/7 survival server set up to be an immersive vanilla-like experience. As a result, all teleport commands such as /tp, /home, /spawn are disabled, but you can still set a different spawn by sleeping in a bed.

    The world is yours to explore. You can build, craft, kill, survive and do anything else you want, there are no rules. You can defend against griefers by protecting your land and chests using the Factions and Lockette plugins. So team up with others or go lone wolf and start an adventure on Standard Survival.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Magic Items Found: 2671 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Towns Built: 8
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42 Falling into the Void: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Minemen Club

    Minemen Club

    Minemen Club is a multi-region pvp practice server consisting of multiple gamemodes such as Practice, UHC Meetup and UHC Games

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Falling into the Void: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 80 Dragon Eggs Found: 5036
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Minesworn Legacy

    Minesworn Legacy
    Minesworn LegacyAn Expanse community

    Established 2011

    We are a survival gaming communitywho place value on friendships and inclusion.

    UNDER CONSTRUCTION

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 59 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • MisekCraft Network

    MisekCraft Network
    MisekCraft Network server is a brand new Minecraft network with Lifesteal, Survival, Oneblock and even Bedwars. Join our discord on discord.gg/bcvZyz9WNc, consider a donation on misekcraft.craftingstore.net and most importantly enjoy the server.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 5023 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Paradise Minecraft

    Paradise Minecraft

    ParadiseMC is an experienced minecraft server offering quality minecraft gamemodes for you to play (occasionally with your favorite youtubers!)

    Currently, our network has: Survival Skyblock Factions Creative Survival Games Hunger Games KitPvP Capture The Flag The Bridges Skyblock Warriors Operation Havoc QuakeCraft

    Check us out today! You won’t regret your visit.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 36
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 17 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 29
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • IndioPikaro

    IndioPikaro

    Network 100% Chilena We put all our efforts so that you can have fun every day with your friends. We have Towny, Survival, Survival Cheto, OneBlock, SkyBlock and much more! There are always rank and item giveaways, along with your favorite streamers.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • CoolKidzTable Hardcore Server

    CoolKidzTable Hardcore Server
    Embark on an adrenaline-fueled odyssey in our Hardcore Minecraft Server, where every heartbeat echoes with the thrill of danger. Forge your empire in the crucible of survival, where the sun-kissed days give way to treacherous nights teeming with unseen perils. Remember, you possess only three lives – a precious trinity that stands between you and the abyss.

    In this relentless RPG adventure, alliances are forged and shattered, and your mettle will be tested against the ruthless wilderness. Navigate the shifting landscapes, each step resonating with the echoes of untold dangers and untapped wonders. Traverse vast hills and unearth the secrets concealed within the unexplored biomes that beckon with the promise of both fortune and peril.

    Engage in a dance of risk and reward as you trade with rival factions or embark on daring raids to seize their spoils. The line between predator and prey is blurred, and every encounter is a high-stakes gamble. The thrill of the chase, the clash of steel, and the pulse of the unknown set the stage for an immersive experience.

    But beware, for in this unforgiving realm, death is an ever-present specter, and your lives are a finite currency. The choices you make, the battles you wage, and the alliances you forge will shape your destiny. Will you rise to legendary heights or succumb to the relentless forces that seek to claim you?

    Enter the Hardcore Minecraft world, where survival is not just a game – it’s a heart-pounding, high-stakes adventure that will test the limits of your skill, courage, and cunning. Are you ready to embrace the challenge and write your own tale of conquest and survival? The countdown begins, and the shadows await your every move. May the odds be ever in your favor, and may you carve a legacy that withstands the sands of time. Good luck, and may your journey be as perilous as it is rewarding!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Farms Harvested: 945 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Roanoke Network

    Roanoke Network

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Animals Bred: 148
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Crops Grown: 7836 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • LethalTactics

    LethalTactics

    What Is LethalTactics? LethalTactics is a bukkit sever that was started by one man and a dedicated vps server in Dallas, Texas. LethalTactics was started because one person, RogueCmdr, was tired of being put down by the man. So He developed a new type of server. A survival server where admins are very nice to you. We Love to always add plugins seeing how we use bukkit. We were one of the first 1.0.0 Bukkit Minecraft servers.

    Does LethalTactics use any Economy System? Yes. We use Iconomy. We use this because, we see it as the best economy plugin for the players. It also comes with the great Chest Shop Plugin.We also have the official market at spawn with almost all the blocks in the game (sign interactive shop system).

    Vote For Diamonds Here: http://www.lethaltactics.net

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Mythical Swords Crafted: 32
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • ZeldaCraft

    ZeldaCraft

    ZeldaCraft is a Legend of Zelda inspired server with custom Spells and an RPG system. Team up with friends to play through our dozens of custom Dungeons and unlock fun rewards along the way! When you’re not solving puzzles or doing parkour, relax with friends in one of our multiple Survival worlds!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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