Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for all the derpy, wacky, and downright ridiculous players out there!

Join us if you want to witness players building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of dirt, or if you want to see someone try to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it’s a flying mount. Our server is a non-stop comedy show filled with hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! We also have epic events like the annual “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. And let’s not forget about our infamous “Prank Wars” where players compete to pull off the most outrageous and elaborate pranks on each other.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and be prepared for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of facepalms. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 8
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Chimeras Created: 4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Vanarchy

    Vanarchy

    Vanilla Anarchy | Vanarchy Public! | Lifesteal+ Infuse SMP| Custom Enchants, Higher Level Enchants! | We need 15 ACTIVE MEMBERS to start the season! Make sure to Invite your friends! (Join the Discord!)

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 182 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • ⚔️SiphonMC SMP Network⚔️ | Crossplay | Lifesteal | Survival | Custom Bosses/DUNGEONS | 5000+Jobs/Quest | Player Reward System |

    ⚔️SiphonMC SMP Network⚔️ | Crossplay | Lifesteal | Survival | Custom Bosses/DUNGEONS | 5000+Jobs/Quest | Player Reward System |
    ⚔️SiphonMC SMP Network⚔️ | Crossplay | Lifesteal | Survival | Custom Bosses/DUNGEONS | 5000+Jobs/Quest | Player Reward System | Minecraft Server🌐 IP: pmc.SiphonMC.net

    🎮 Version: Java Edition 1.20.1/Bedrock

    🌍 Server Location: USA

    🌲Survival SMP 🌲 JUST RELEASED TODAY!!!

    🔹 Minions 🤖: Hire little minions to perform tasks for you automatically, such as mining, building, and breeding animals!

    🔹 Claiming System 🚩: Protect your hard work! Raiding is not allowed, and players can claim land to keep their builds safe from griefing.

    🔹 Improved Auction House 🏷️: Buy and sell items with ease through our revamped Auction House!

    🔹 Custom Enchants ✨: Enhance your gear with unique custom enchantments and explore our custom enchanting system!

    🔹 Boss Fights 🐲: Take on powerful bosses in epic battles and claim valuable loot as your reward!

    🔹 Clan System 👥: Form alliances, create clans, and conquer the world together!

    🩸 Lifesteal Server 🩸

    🔹 Lifesteal SMP💔: Defeat opponents to steal their hearts and showcase your PvP skills!

    🔹 No Protections ⚔️: Unleash your combat prowess! There are no protections, making every encounter intense and thrilling.

    🔹 Daily Boss Fights 🔥: Prepare for epic daily battles against formidable bosses and claim their valuable loot!

    🔹 Custom Biomes and Structures 🏞️: Explore our unique world with custom biomes and structures to discover!

    🔹 Player Shops 🏪: Set up your own shops and participate in our player-driven economy!

    🌐 Join now and become part of our vibrant and welcoming community at Play.SiphonMC.net ! Whether you seek adventure in our Survival SMP or blood-pumping battles in our Lifesteal realm, SiphonMC awaits your arrival! 🎉

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 19

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Gamingaus.net

    Gamingaus.net

    Bukkit 24/7 Come play! Bukkit 24/7 Come play! Bukkit 24/7 Come play! Bukkit 24/7 Come play! Bukkit 24/7 Come play! Bukkit 24/7 Come play! Bukkit 24/7 Come play! Bukkit 24/7 Come play! Bukkit 24/7 Come play! Bukkit 24/7 Come play! Bukkit 24/7 Come play!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Ores Mined: 8211
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Farms Harvested: 330 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Mines Excavated: 2615 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Gorium

    Gorium

    A survival server with several original mechanics, we have Warps for pvp and pve a 2-coin economy simultaneously. And what are you waiting for to enter?

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Farms Harvested: 881
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Astral Amulets Crafted: 43

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Gemper’s Place

    Gemper’s Place
    Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below!

    Community:

    At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join with fellow members, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!

    Vote Crates:

    Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.

    Bedrock Compatibility:

    No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve integrated Bedrock compatibility via geryser, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Edition. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.

    Grief Protection:

    Building without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!

    Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Potions Brewed: 125 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 817178 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Mythic FarLands

    Mythic FarLands

    +++ Mythic FarLands Map +++

    Join Our Discord for updates!

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    Welcome to the Mythic FarLands!

    Our server is a custom survival server, designed to blend Vanilla Minecraft sandbox play with RPG style game mechanics! There are tons of new items and new features to give you endless options as to how you approach the game, which should help prevent Minecraft burnout!

    Start your journey in the Mythic Mountains, a safe place to gain your bearings. Be sure to check out the shops for items to help you in your travels! You may want to get yourself a job while you’re here, you’ll need money to purchase Land claims and items from currency-based shops. Be sure to pick a job that fits your gameplay style to maximize your income!

    When you’re ready, set out to find a new area to call your own, and start growing your empire! Once you’ve found your new home, be sure to claim the area to protect against griefing, mob spawning, or attacks! As your land grows you may want to add members to build your society! Level up your land to gain special perks!

    While playing you will also earn Rank XP, which will level up your player rank. Levelling up rewards you with special tokens that can be used to purchase stat boosts, perks, or even super powers!

    As you continue your adventure you will find rare and one-of-a-kind items to help you become powerful and prosperous!

    OR… be a hermit, avoid the hustle and bustle and live the simple life with your sheep and your dog, Scooter.

    There’s an endless number of things you can do in the Mythic FarLands, how will you become the most powerful player in the Land? Will you run a successful shop, or maybe even a Mall? Perhaps you’ll build houses and sell Real Estate? Or maybe you’ll specialize in farming a certain valuable item and selling it to other players and the server?

    The choice is yours!

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    FEATURES– Proximity Voice Chat– Server Discord– One-of-a-Kind Economy– Land Claims with Grief Protection, teams, and wars– TP Commands– Sethome commands– “Build-your-own” Rank perks system– Vote Rewards and Vote Shop– Custom world generation & structures

    FUN– Server Events– Mini-games, Challenges, and Quests– Trivia Nights– Casino Games– Loot Crate rewards– Awesome and powerful custom Weapons!– Hundreds of new items!– Custom Mobs– Custom Dragons– Vehicles like Cars, planes, tanks, go carts, UFO…– Villager Markets and Remote Markets– Mob heads and Micro-Blocks!– Server Lotteries– Fishing Tournaments– Super Powers– Element Bending– Wars– Pets– Morphs– Mounts– Gadgets

    RULES:

    1: NO HACKED CLIENTSThis is the most important rule! While for the most part our server is “Anything Goes,” we DO NOT allow the use of hacked clients for the purpose of x-raying, flying, auto-aim/click, chest esp, KillAura, Freecam, etc. Hacking will result in a ban! We also do not allow any Bot mods, such as Baritone or any other add-on that mines/builds/plays for you. Any add-on that gives you an obvious advantage over vanilla players, such as anything that alters your movement speed or reduces damage taken are not allowed.

    2: NO DUPINGPlayers are not allowed to use any method or exploit to duplicate items! Doing so will result in a ban!

    3: NO HATE SPEECH OR THREATENING LANGUAGE!You know what we mean. There are certain things you just shouldn’t say, and saying them on our server will get you banned! You will be warned if you’re bordering on hateful/violent speech, but you WILL NOT receive a warning if you use extreme derogatory terms! Also, please be mindful of sexual references or language. If a player complains about an inappropriate statement, we will consider it harassment and you will at the very LEAST be muted! PROFANITY IS ALLOWED!

    4: NO GRIEFING CLAIMED AREASWhile we do have a land claim plugin on our server to protect your builds, it is against the rules to attempt/succeed in finding ways to bypass the claim protections and grief protected builds.

    Unprotected areas are free-for-all, and griefing claimed areas IS allowed during wars/skirmishes between factions if the Nation’s agree to allow griefing in advance.

    5: MULTI-ACCOUNTINGWhile there may be exceptions to this due to personal arrangements, in general the use of multiple accounts is not allowed.

    Exceptions may include things like needing a second profile for recording videos or having a second account that you allow a friend or family member to use.

    6: SPAMMING/ CHAT ABUSEChat spamming, log in/out spamming, or any other means used to annoy players via chat will get you muted and/or tempbanned! Also, promoting other servers in our chat is frowned upon, and could get you muted/banned if you’re attempting to poach players from the server.

    7: PLAYER TOXICITYThis is a harder line to define, but basically the server Admins, at their own discretion, will jail or ban players deemed to be “toxic” to the server. In general, this means any player that conducts themselves or engages in play in a manner that detracts from the safety or enjoyment of one or more other players.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Vanishing Items Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Silocraft

    Silocraft

    Welcome to SiloCraft!

    Feeling neglected and abused? Always being grieved and lagged out? Then look no further! This is where you’ll find solutions to all your problems. Silocraft offers you fast and stable servers with a friendly and welcoming community. We have a range of servers tailored to your playing style.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Magic Items Found: 7511

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • tynker

    tynker

    Jackson’s Tynker Minecraft world -this is for creative Tynker programming and planning coding programs

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Villages Defended: 11 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • SavagePvP

    SavagePvP

    SavagePvP is Minecraft Faction server. just released, I come join the fun for crate key alls, giveaways etc. In the future I want to add skyblock, prisons etc. 1.8-1.19x

    SavagePvP.net

    Discord.gg/SavagePvP

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ores Mined: 9879 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • PureSurvival | Updated to 1.20!

    PureSurvival | Updated to 1.20!
    Hello!

    PureSurvival is just that, a purely survival server. There are a few basic commands but thats it!We hope everyone has a fun time and gets along!

    If you need help with any grief or cheaters, ask in #help

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 19 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Magic Items Found: 8317
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Havok

    Havok

    The Havok server is whatever you want to it to be, some say it’s like a factions. It has shop, arena, voting every Friday, mini games like Spleef, Parkour, Mazes, Skywars, TNT Run, Hunger Games and more coming soon! It supports Spanish, Japanese, German, English and more coming soon!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Mythical Quests Completed: 50
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • [BYNMC] Prominence II RPG [Looking for Builders/Staff]

    [BYNMC] Prominence II RPG [Looking for Builders/Staff]
    Welcome to the Bynadar Minecraft Network!

    We are a brand new network looking for members, builders, and staff!

    Please head HERE to join our discord and get more information!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Craft Portugal 1.2.4

    Craft Portugal 1.2.4

    Minecraft PT 1.2.4 server you can join without having the original game. We have unlimited Clans, levels, events, and slots. The server is hosted and is connected 24 hours a day. Come to our website http://www.craftportugal.info IP TEAMSPEAK 3 – devils-ts.dyndns.org

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Villages Defended: 18
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Palace Network

    Palace Network

    Come visit the Palace! We are a family-friendly network with Creative plots, Arcade Games, a Role Play world, Walt Disney World from Florida, Disneyland from California, Disney Cruise Line ships, and more!

    Our goal is to provide a safe environment for people of all ages. We do not allow any forms of swearing, trolling or inappropriate behavior anywhere on our network.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Curce

    Curce
    Prepare to embark on an adventure filled with custom features and disasters that will challenge your survival skills to the limit.

    Features

    * Custom dimension* Horror focused* Custom mobs* Player shops* Disasters

    And more!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 11 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Towns Built: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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