SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8627
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	131
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Farms Harvested:	633
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

org.ecc.eco

Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4690
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	372
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2580
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5264
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2027
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Buildings Constructed:	32	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5211
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Potions Brewed:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8107
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	7330	Mines Excavated:	2171
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9833
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Mines Excavated:	1150	Dragon Eggs Found:	1151
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	904
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4204
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	286
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1955
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Runes Activated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1233
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4272
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8425
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	399
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magic Items Found:	6144
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3408
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net