SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, BIZARRE, dumb, dumb question, Foolish, IDIOTIC, illogical, incoherent, irrational, Ludicrous, MINDLESS, Minecraft, Nonsensical, nonsensical comment, nonsensical conversation, nonsensical response, nonsensical statement, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, silly remark, SillySMPChats, smp, Unintelligible

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3882
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Runes Activated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Vellumtale

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6944
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	4488	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	254
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Void Armor Forged:	20
Animals Bred:	152	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

I want to personally invite everyone to our Vellumtale community!

But why should you join?

> Its a brand new server that’s up 24/7 and located in the EU. > Besides the standard features like Crates, Shops, Anti-Grief, Kits, Ranks etc. our server has revolutionary features such as Custom Weapons, Armor, Mobs, Dungeons, Quests, Cool Hats and a ton more! > We have a small but friendly community :schematics: > Lots of quality updates that are heavily influenced by the community! > Fast, reliable and friendly staff! > You can even talk with other players on the server directly from discord!

I hope we can all grow as players and as a community on Vellumtale !

play.vellumtale.com

EarthPol

Earth, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1013
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	33	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

EarthPol -> The Geopolitical Roleplay Experience

EarthPol is an Earth Server with a scale of 1:217 Earth Map where you can create your own towns, nations and alliances anywhere on the planet!

play.earthpol.com

Oasis Hub

Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5427
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Oasis is a Minecraft survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. The community based economy and gameplay is great but the server still provides you with everything you need to go solo! Some of the features offered are Teams, Player warps, Auction House, Custom Cosmetics / Fishing / Tools / Armor and MUCH more!

play.oasishub.net

Tunes Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	191
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7639
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Tunes Craft Season 2 is now here. Welcome along fresh kits, new events to play at least once a week, valuable ranks, different teams, and most importantly, months and beyond of continued and current fun. Come along and fight against enduring bosses or steal somebody’s loot after a tough battle in our brand new PvP arena. Unleash your inner beast in Tunes Craft Season 2. Don’t leave it too late! Get started now on tunescraft.net , Java Edition only. Minecrafters, it’s your time to shine!

tunescraft.net

OpasMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1797
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

OpasMC is a Finnish Minecraft server where you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars and Spleef. In the main location (hub) of the server, there is a Liito minigame and a PvP area where you can fight with other players. In addition, OpasMC has an Ullakko server where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using the address play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

English: Please note that the language spoken on this server is Finnish and you can join the server only from Finland. In OpasMC you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars, and Spleef. In addition, there are Glide mini game and a PvP area at the hub of the server. There’s also a server called “Ullakko” in OpasMC, where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

play.opasmc.net

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8883
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Villages Defended:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

bartolsmp.com:27785

Oholei Torah Chai

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9685
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Void Gems Collected:	21	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

Gamemodes & minigames:

Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

otcMC.mywire.org

Corvid Crossing

Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5381
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

A fun Survival Minecraft server, with an amazing community, a very dedicated staff who are always their to help! We just had a major server owner change as well as a map change. We are working very hard to make this server the best we can possibly make it. We have cool ranks you can buy as well as amazing rewards that come with each one of our custom ranks!!

135.148.29.246

HeartGoldMC

Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2422
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Magic Items Found:	3898
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25

Welcome to HeartGoldMC. HeartGoldMC is a server with the pixelmonmod. We would love to invite you on to our server. Invite your friends too! Its a tight community and we hope you have fun!

play.hgmc.dev:46235

PitSim

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3832
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

vote.pitsim.net

NoRules Network

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6351
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	174

NoRules – Minecraft minigames network that allows cheating You want to try out cheating? Go for it!

– Skywars, Practice – More gamemodes coming, such as: Anarchy, KitFFA – Good Performance – Hosted in Europe (Germany) – Only HvH server with minigames

Only 2 rules: – No Regen, makes the game impossible to win and boring – No TPAura/InfiniteAura/SuperHit/TeleportHit, also makes it boring after a while.

Join now! play.norules.wtf

play.norules.wtf

Everlands

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9511
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Astral Projections Made:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Welcome to the Everlands! A Minecraft community built by a team of experienced players who a dream for a better survival Minecraft experience. The Everlands promises a Vanilla+ experience but strives to do so much more. We run community events frequently, at least twice a month, with a massive backlog of planned events. We mostly focus on Minecraft events, but we run events in other games as well. We expand the typical Minecraft survival experience in a way that keeps the game fun for long periods of time. Our community is extremely welcoming. Whether you are brand new to the game or a veteran, you can find an amazing game experience here. We are also extremely inclusive to everyone from all kinds of backgrounds, and including those within the LGBTQ+ community. We are a whitelist only server. Please apply in our discord: https://discord.ever-lands.com.

mc.ever-lands.com:25570

ExtractMC

Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8645
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Crops Grown:	1969
Potions Brewed:	166	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Void Gems Collected:	35	Enchantments Applied:	216

A Brand New PURE VANILLA Server! We Do However Have Teams Plugin. BEDROCK Compatible! We Are Currently Limited To 50 Players But Can Expand Depending On Demand. If You Are A BedRock Player, Leave Your Port As Default, Otherwise You Will Have Issues Joining! Thank You For Looking At My Server And I Look Forward To Seeing All Of You Soon!

169.150.132.107

JailsMC

Economy, Prison

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9193
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	25	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Runes Activated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

JailsMC brings a whole new experience of OP-Prison gameplay to reality. We offer many events to participate in and offer many challenges for our players to overcome to get to the top of the leaderboards.

We have worked very hard on optimizing the custom features that we hold on JailsMC, which include Tokens, Pickaxe Energy, Ancient Coins, and more. We take the OP-Prison experience to a whole another level. Come check us out!

play.jailsmc.net

JustBox

PvP

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9850
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Chimeras Created:	1

JustBox – 1.17.1 server version (server is 1.17.1+ idk why it says we are version 1.18 but you can play on that anyway) – Keepinventory on – Grind, build, pvp – Lots to do – Fun Join Today

justbox.minehut.gg