SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Potions Brewed:	130
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3178	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Divine Spears Created:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Crops Grown:	5963	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Animals Bred:	22	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Towns Built:	7	Villages Defended:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1411	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Love Letters Sent:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Potions Brewed:	86
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8799

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4222	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Buildings Constructed:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mines Excavated:	2654	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	190	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Void Gems Collected:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magic Items Found:	7936	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	3875	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Farms Harvested:	160	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.