SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6119	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mines Excavated:	4220

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Crops Grown:	3636
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7166	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	217

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	2602
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Void Armor Forged:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	4164	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Crops Grown:	7789	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Zombie Dances:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.