SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Dragon Eggs Found:	4919	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7128	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	187
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Dimension Hops:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Crops Grown:	8137	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Runes Activated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mines Excavated:	2526	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Magic Items Found:	8284
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	7278	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	1312	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.