SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Villages Defended:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	17

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Runes Activated:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Void Armor Forged:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Enchantments Applied:	223
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7108	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Gods Slained:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7080
Villages Defended:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4193	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Crops Grown:	6656	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Star Shards Collected:	253

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Enchantments Applied:	73	Chimeras Created:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”