SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171
Chimeras Created:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Potions Brewed:	144
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Animals Bred:	26	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8261
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Divine Spears Created:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6761	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	1406

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Star Shards Collected:	99
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.