SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ores Mined:	3875	Divine Spears Created:	21
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.