SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dimension Hops:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Animals Bred:	55

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Towns Built:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Animals Bred:	45	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1430
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ores Mined:	2691
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Star Shards Collected:	88
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	5664	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Animals Bred:	85
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Ores Mined:	3872	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5324	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.