SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ores Mined:	4362
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	176	Gods Slained:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Gods Slained:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Meteorites Collected:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Emeralds Found:	3534
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Runes Activated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1824	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Gods Slained:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Players Killed by Monsters:	9066	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	New Chunks Explored:	946429
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.