SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60	Mines Excavated:	3353
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1798

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mines Excavated:	1509

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	24	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Animals Bred:	71
Divine Spears Created:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	New Chunks Explored:	333652
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1892
Dimension Hops:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	118	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.