SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Towns Built:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	463

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Dimension Hops:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Emeralds Found:	5519

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Falling into the Void:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Mines Excavated:	2338	Enchantments Applied:	214
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	New Chunks Explored:	770751
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Endless Night Skies:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Void Gems Collected:	30
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	453
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Enchantments Applied:	95	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8960

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3012
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Farms Harvested:	758
Crops Grown:	6267	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Potions Brewed:	41
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!