SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Runes Activated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mines Excavated:	2807
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Void Gems Collected:	39	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	987	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	5925	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	76	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	602

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	69	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7767	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Towns Built:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Alien Abductions:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.