SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Holy Grails Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6989	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7114
Void Gems Collected:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Secret Passages Found:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	23
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Enchantments Applied:	210
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Potions Brewed:	153
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Dimension Hops:	3
Mines Excavated:	2761	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Zombie Dances:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Animals Bred:	74
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7286	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Meteorites Collected:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Crops Grown:	3040
Players Killed by Monsters:	2011	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.