SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Astral Projections Made:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchantments Applied:	70
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchantments Applied:	172
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Secret Passages Found:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3458	Enchantments Applied:	54
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Falling into the Void:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2066	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	New Chunks Explored:	84819

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	481928
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Magic Items Found:	4131
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Alien Abductions:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Buildings Constructed:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	433
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!