SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	402458
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	845
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Towns Built:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Crops Grown:	3310
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2476

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Alien Abductions:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Runes Activated:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Towns Built:	2	Potions Brewed:	104
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dimension Hops:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	New Chunks Explored:	814830

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.