SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	211	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Enchantments Applied:	248	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Dragons Tamed:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magic Items Found:	3456
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Potions Brewed:	22
Secret Passages Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Emeralds Found:	7664	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5861	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1828
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
New Chunks Explored:	615748	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Secret Passages Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Alien Abductions:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Emeralds Found:	8360	Zombie Dances:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!