SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Love Letters Sent:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	4245
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Buildings Constructed:	28
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Emeralds Found:	4274	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Crops Grown:	4537
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magic Items Found:	1776	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4336
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	142578

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magic Items Found:	1209	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Void Gems Collected:	33
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mines Excavated:	1651	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Void Gems Collected:	16
Farms Harvested:	551	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	137
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ores Mined:	6178
Void Gems Collected:	22	Crops Grown:	2276

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	42
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Villages Defended:	15
Gods Slained:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	7856
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Enchantments Applied:	207
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Villages Defended:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.