SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	300	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	185
Zombie Dances:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	89	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Emeralds Found:	3145
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Animals Bred:	197
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5964
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Dimension Hops:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Void Gems Collected:	20

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Magic Items Found:	2582	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Potions Brewed:	101	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Farms Harvested:	372	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Void Armor Forged:	21

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9464
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!