SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Alien Abductions:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Star Shards Collected:	121
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6821
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Emeralds Found:	2876

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Farms Harvested:	739
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Towns Built:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Enchantments Applied:	101	Villages Defended:	9

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	2862
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.