SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Towns Built:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	2859
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ores Mined:	8921	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crops Grown:	4044
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Buildings Constructed:	41	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Farms Harvested:	586	Dimension Hops:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	456	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Dragons Tamed:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	398
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Divine Spears Created:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magic Items Found:	1809

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.