SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	New Chunks Explored:	770224
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	1993
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mines Excavated:	4054
Void Armor Forged:	16	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	463	Love Letters Sent:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	156	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6
Emeralds Found:	6153	Star Shards Collected:	280
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	289	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Crops Grown:	9710	Void Armor Forged:	28
Runes Activated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!