SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Emeralds Found:	4545
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1108

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Mines Excavated:	1126

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ores Mined:	9203
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Emeralds Found:	2237
Potions Brewed:	78	Dragon Eggs Found:	3419
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Enchantments Applied:	244	Meteorites Collected:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Astral Projections Made:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	323
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	115
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.